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I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Posted on: 2012-05-12 21:54:13 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears.

Posted on: 2012-03-08 23:29:56 - Score: 0 - By BlackDivine - View Comments

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Drowning in the Sea

A boy and a Girl were swiming in the sea. Suddenly the girl shouted, "You are a lier, i will not drown if you take…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 16:55:09 - Score: 0 - By SyStemeRRoR - View Comments

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Error

A couple were trying to set a new password for their new computer and the husband types "mypenis". The wife falls on the ground laughing…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 16:50:13 - Score: 0 - By SyStemeRRoR - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

My wife greeted me as I entered the house. I had been drinking so there was the
smell of lager on my breath and unknown…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:56:46 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

A man on his deathbed calls over his wife of 60 years. "Alice" he gasps "my
dying wish is that after six months of my…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:56:34 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

My wife came home last week and shouted excitedly. "Quick, pack your bags;
I've won £20 million on the National Lottery". "Where are we going"…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:56:20 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

I went to the supermarket with my wife last week and bought some cheese from
the deli. She said to me "Ooh, I see you've…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:56:05 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

My wife told me the other day that she had a new job working in a bowling club.
"Tenpin" I asked her "No, its' full-time"…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:55:53 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

I was driving home the other night and stopped to pick up a hitch-hiker. As we
travelled along, my passenger noticed a brown paper bag…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:55:39 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

My wife asked me the other day "How can I can rid of twelve pounds of really ugly fat?" "Chop your head off" I replied.…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:55:28 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

A Policeman asked if my wife could describe the burglar.
"He was medium build with a beard and a slight limp" she replied.
"Was it…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:55:15 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

"My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean for the first time last year" I told my
friend. "Jamaica" he quizzed. "No, it was her…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:55:06 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

A husband and wife are having an argument. " I do not hate your relatives; I tell
you I prefer your in-laws to mine" he…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:54:56 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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Husband and Wife

My wife said that she would like to go somewhere where she had not been for a
long time for her birthday "What about the…

Posted on: 2012-03-08 14:54:46 - Score: 0 - By Toka - View Comments

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